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Member since: Feb 1 2007, 7:12 AM EST
Slogan: Always start at the bottom and work down . . . .
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Hello, my name is Maypoleman!



home - History of Maypole, Dartford Heath


Have donned false nose, glasses, wig and moustache. The jacket is real. Photo taken steering a narrowboat and balancing four ball barings on the rudder. Tricky.

Birthday (month/day):



Current residence
:
Too ruddy expensive - so I can't retire !

Occupation:
Stressful and full of political correctness. Aaaagh. I really wanted to be a Butlins Redcoat.

MORE ABOUT ME...

My guilty pleasure(s):
Going out for rides with my black mistress called Annie Anglia - the sit up and beg, 992 cc, sidevalve kind. She is an Essex girl, born in Dagenham before the last war and had her first relationship in 1946. She turns heads when we ride down the leafy lanes together.
The best word to describe me is:
Irritatingly nostalgic (That's two)

My hero(es)
:
Anyone who sticks to their guns without firing live ammunition.
Words or phrases I overuse:
At the end of the day . . . .
My superpower is: My wife.
What else you should know about me:
  • Don't like watching football - come to that, any sport.
  • I enjoy occasional solitude - but only safe in the knowledge that my family are going to come bursting thru the door at any moment intent on causing havoc and disarray !
  • I constantly search for the England of my childhood and find it mainly in Ealing Studios films and Pathe Newsreels. Sad.
  • My musical tastebuds were shot off c 1985.
  • Hate our cat tormenting and killing wildlife.
  • Adore the music of Delius and Vaughan Williams.
  • Am a 'late bird' so constantly look like I'm wearing sunglasses when I don't even own a pair.
  • Am incredibly proud of my parents and their generation for standing up, being counted and fighting for the right to give us the freedom to do and say what we like.
  • Am incredibly annoyed by those who abuse their freedom. It has been earned for us by the courage and fortitude of our forefathers. We have earned very little in comparison.





IN MY DREAMS...
In the movie version of my life, I would be played by: Mr Pastry

My childhood ambition/career goal:To be remembered for the good things I have done and not the ''not so good''.

If I were a breakfast cereal, I would be:Inedible

If I could tame and ride any animal, it would be a:BSA Goldstar 500

If I could live anywhere, it would be:With my best friends - but not next door

My dream job(s):A custodian of an ancient monument but on my current salary

My dream vacation(s):An archaelogical dig somewhere in England beginning with a full English Breakfast every day. Ending in a local country pub with wholesome English food . . . .


TO-THE-MOMENT ME

Last movie I saw I couldn't understand

Last book I read:Had pictures

Last album I listened to:Was interrupted by my children / wife / dog / telephone

Last big splurge:An Archos Media player - wow

Last vacation:Christchurch and Southbourne - how exciting is that ? Actually, Cyprus now. More hot and expensive than exciting.


MY ALL-TIME FAVES
Website(s):My own, Spotify. Hobbies:Discussion . . .
Food(s):Curry Gadget(s):Archos media player - wow
Vacation spot(s):Anywhere with people who are happy I like my eggs...in twos, poached on toast
Game(s):Waddingtons Risk Sport(s):Tripping up the affected and blasting through falsehoods and facades.
World leader(s):Churchill TV show(s):1970s sit coms
Celebrities:All dead - they don't really make them anymore. Honour and quiet sobriety no longer really count. It now seems to be given to anyone who has just left school and is prepared to expose every weakness to a mass market hungry for any extreme of degradation.
Charities/Causes:Cancer Research / Salvation Army / My kids / H M Tax Office / Shell and BP.
Movies:Brief Encounter / Sleuth / Last orders
Musician(s):Todd Rundgren, Brian Prothero, Marvin Welch and Farrar, Beverley Craven, Chris Rainbow, Jake Thackray, Nick Drake, Delius, Vaughan Williams.
Song(s):Quiet ones with words
Dessert(s):Sahara and Gobi
Quote(s):Cheap ones for any plumbing problems. Cartoon character(s):Wallace and Grommit

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